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Top 150 Surprising Whatsapp Status

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  1. My life has become like subway surfers and temple run collecting coins reaching nowhere
  2. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
  3. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
  4. Sometimes following your heart means losing your mind.
  5. Eat Right. Stay Fit. Die Anyway.
  6. When I is replaced by we ,even ILLNESS becomes WELLNESS.
  7. Life is like Adidas and Nike, “impossible is nothing”,so “just do it”.
  8. When it hurts to look back and you’re afraid to look forward…just look beside you I will always be there.
  9. Love yourself first and everything else will fall into line.
  10. When everything comes your way you’re in the wrong lane.
  11. They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
  12. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 🙂 😉
  13. I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj
  14. When nothing seems right, go left.
  15. I can see you checking my status.
  16. You don’t have to like me….I am not a Facebook status.
  17. Too busy to update a status.
  18. We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.
  19. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, go ahead I am stupid.
  20. Girls aren’t too complicated. String Theory is.
  21. ” Status should not be written ; It should be maintained ! “
  22. I bet you are popular with the girls. You easily found me exceptionally odd.
  23. I have the tendency to expedite information flow by being direct unless that information is all about intercourse.
  24. I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing .
  25. Your trust account is more important than your bank account .
  26. Happiness is a place between too little and too much .
  27. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status….
  28. Life is too short to be updating status
  29. I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat 🙂
  30. Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
  31. If I was an electron, I would have shown you my numerous dimensions of love.
  32. Even miracle take time.
  33. Be yourself and let your personality be the flavor that makes you different, you are your own original version of success.
  34. Never let what you are, but change who you are.
  35. Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
  36. This world is but a canvas to our imaginations.
  37. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
  38. I wonder what people do in d time they save by writing ” k ” .
  39. You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behavior.
  40. Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I’ve no desire to learn…
  41. Life is like a road trip, do not carry too much luggage with you.
  42. It’s sad when people you know, become people you knew .
  43. I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
  44. Please GOD if you can’t make me slim, make my friends fat.
  45. Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
  46. You are beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
  47. When i do good no one remembers when i do bad no one forgets.
  48. For all the girls that say ….. All guys are the same …… Who told you to try them ALL.
  49. I think I got a fever, a fever of you 🙂
  50. I need 6 months vacation, twice a year..
  51. I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong!
  52. I know nothing, so I want to know more. The more I know, the more I know that I know nothing.
  53. My comfort zone is uncomfortable.e you just finished reading.
  54. I never regret anything I’ve done in my past because it led to who i am today and who i will become tomorrow.
  55. Respect can’t be bought or borrowed it must be earned.
  56. I am so poor that I can’t even pay attention.
  57.  Don’t Blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the m is Silent.
  58. I need to be thankful for what I have rather than frustrated about what I don’t have.
  59. I am idle. But That’s Okay. You are so much idle than me that you have time to peep into my profile and want to know what I am doing right now..
  60. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card.
  61. The only thing that is constant is “Change”.
  62. Impossible is not impossible.
  63. Crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that you’re alive.
  64. I do not agree with what you have to say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it.
  65. They say I dream too big. I say they think too small.
  66. Going to write an exam that brings Mental Attack To Healthy Students (MATHS).
  67. I wish I could forget you just like I forget everything I’ve studied seconds before an exam .
  68. Don’t ever change just to impress and please someone. Change because makes you a better person and it leads you to a better future .
  69. What goes around, comes around.
  70. Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.
  71. Don’t judge me, you could be me in another life.
  72. Once you have accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you to hurt you.
  73. Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
  74. Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
  75. Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
  76. After four centuries, the semicolon has finally achieved it’s true potential helping people wink online 🙂
  77. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles.
  78. If you’re 17 and your 200 year old lover won’t turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, he’s just not that into you.
  79. If you allow your pets to roam free in our neighborhood, I’m gonna put party hats on em. This is non-negotiable.
  80. Autocorrect is changing correctly spelled words. I’m starting to think it has a mind of its AUTOCORRECT IS HARMLESS. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.
  81. Anything related to elephants is irrelephant.
  82. If you think you are too small to make a difference, you haven’t spent the night with a mosquito.
  83. I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.
  84. Every night before bed I do this cute little thing where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours.
  85. I tried killing a spider with hairspray. He’s still alive, but his hair looks outstanding.
  86. Saving a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it. So you save it again 😐
  87. Lazy Rule: If it falls under the bed, it’s gone. Forever.
  88. ‘K’, ‘ma’ and ‘lol’ can just go and die.
  89. If we’re not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?
  90. Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his rather short life.
  91. Pretending to be a functioning adult is exhausting.
  92. “If you fall, I’ll be there.” -The Floor.
  93. Lazy Rule #102:Why should I make the bed if I’m going to sleep in it again?
  94. Dogs are tough. I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
  95. Three reasons to stand up: 1. To get the remote 2. To go to the bathroom 3. Because you’re the real slim shady.
  96. I lost sixty pounds in two seconds with diet and exercise and Photoshop.
  97. Before you eat a chip, you have to look into the bag to find the perfect chip.
  98. If someone says “I love you,” and you don’t feel the same way, say “I love Youtube”  really fast.
  99. Whenever I accidentally hurt my pet, I’m like “OH MY GOD! OH IM SO SORRY!” and they run away. I run after them like “LET ME LOVE YOU!”
  100. The traffic light always turns green right as I’m picking up my phone.
  101. I will read if I understand it. I will understand it only if I read it.
  102. The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1) I have read and agreed to the terms of service. 2) Status: Offline. 3) I am over 18.
  103. Dear life. When I asked if my day could get worse it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
  104.  Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
  105. If you’re trying to improve your memory, lend someone money.
  106. I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Now, he’ll never have any friends.
  107. Unwritten Facebook rule #5 : If that person isn’t in the photo, don’t tag them.
  108. That awkward little dance your thumbs do when you don’t know how to reply to someones text…
  109. If you watch Titanic backwards, It is a heart warming tale of a ship which jumps out of the water & saves lots of drowning people.
  110. I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours.
  111. Is google a woman? Because it won’t let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.
  112. Girl: “Was that lightning?!” Boy: “No, they’re taking pictures for Google earth…”
  113. My father once told me that people listen to you if you tell them that your father told you that.
  114. I know nothing, so I want to know more. The more I know, the more I know that I know nothing.
  115. Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
  116. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
  117. I’m searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool… to poke a Hontas.
  118. Why do we press hard on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
  119. Consistent carelessness leads to persistent Failure.
  120. An ‘expert’ is someone who knows more and more about less and less!
  121. I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong!
  122. Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you!
  123. They say I dream too big. I say they think too small.
  124. Procrastinating procrastination.
  125. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
  126. Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
  127. To make a long story short, quit right in the interval.
  128. If you zoom into the background on your selfies you can see your dignity disappearing into the distance.
  129. Love is like fart. If you force it, It’s probably shit.
  130. Even romeo went from being ” in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
  131. Getting  married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
  132. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
  133. Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
  134. Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
  135. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
  136. ” Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett
  137. since 1910.
  138. Not all men are fools…….some are bachelors !
  139. People with status don’t need status:-)
  140. Don’t  settle for good.Demand Great
  141. “People call me ” Mike”. But, you can call me tonight. :* 😉 “
  142. My laziness is like 8, it becomes infinity when lie down.
  143. I am specialist in breaking hearts, Especially Mine !!!
  144. My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
  145. If it is a crime to be cute, then yes I am a criminal.
  146. “If “Plan A” Didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letters! so stay cool.”
  147. “Everyday is a second chance.”
  148. “The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.”
  149. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” — Steve Jobs
  150.  “Die with memories not dreams.”

 

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